I heart You and Keep the Hardware Stores of Germany in Business

This is the Hohenzollernbrucke across the Rhine, looking back to Cologne's cathedral.

Now encrusted with so many padlocks engraved with gooey sentiments, lovers are resorting to using bike locks add their little bit o' love.
Or perhaps they're saying: "I love my bike?"

I doubt it. If they loved their bike the bike lock would be attaching their sweetie to a lamp post, not to this bridge that was rebuilt after WW2, along with everything else, in Cologne.